Star. Energy. Tiger

Ask me anything   A smorgasbord of creative works, idle musing and happy thoughts.

yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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— 18 hours ago with 49833 notes
mariavontraphouse:

Me when he writes his kids out the will

mariavontraphouse:

Me when he writes his kids out the will

(Source: c2ndy2c1d, via wearetwentysomething)

— 1 day ago with 19411 notes

lucyliuism:

i feel like reading fanfic has kind of broken my desire to read published stories bc like theyre so bland tbh like. where the hell am i gonna get queer android romance in a bookstore. who writes about past assassins working together in a coffeeshop. all i see are straight white people making out like really like REALLY

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— 2 days ago with 100971 notes

daniezar:

xaldien:

omigawdmatt:

stanley-tsaii:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

ibrokemyheart:

burppy:

thedauntlessbrave:

Wut

The divorce has taken a sudden turn

;U; hahahaha ha hahah aahaha

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WHAT LOOOOOL

AHAHAHAHA WAHT

Dirk… I like you. Your videos provide me many faps.

But what the fuck is this? Lol

Hahahahaha

(Source: mercuryjones)

— 2 days ago with 9440 notes
timidbabie:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

timidbabie:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

(Source: koyaniyako, via irishcoffeeandcream)

— 2 days ago with 59244 notes
LEAKED NEW EEVEELUTION

rebirthcrusader:

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

now theres 

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Eevee

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Flareon

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Vaporeon

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Jolteon

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Espeon

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Umbreon

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Leafeon

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Glaceon

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Sylveon, and finally

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Celinedion

I threw my phone at my bed at the punch line

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— 2 days ago with 104093 notes
milestaylorcosplay:

spooktercrunk:

abhorticulture:

thecakebar:

Surprise! Gender Reveal Cake
A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby! 
No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)

mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.

"what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake
slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”
one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.

And now, the weather.

milestaylorcosplay:

spooktercrunk:

abhorticulture:

thecakebar:

Surprise! Gender Reveal Cake

  • A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby! 
  • No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
  • The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)

mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.

"what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake

slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”

one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.

And now, the weather.

(via queenofthenightfuries)

— 2 days ago with 178512 notes

northnew:

undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

(Source: lildicktornado, via tomthesequel)

— 3 days ago with 257718 notes